Florida Man...

[Eizan 126]

So...I'm sure you've seen this by now.

 

Search google with Florida Man + your birthday and post what you get. 

 

I got:

Florida man hit by car during failed 'In My Feelings' Challenge

 

Link has the video. 

 

[Galeigh 308]

Ah, Florida Man. The greatest source of WTF in the lower 48.

[Rulkster 47]

I got.

 

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article223189970.html

 

Florida man shoots one son to save the other....

[Eizan 126]

Welp, I saw a couple of these pop up in a couple of places. 

 

Figured I'd see what we get here...didn't go right on the first reply! 

[Galeigh 308]

Cause google failed me. 

[Eizan 126]

I got Brave Florida man serves up hot dog lunch for alligators straight from his mouth for you...

 

and the first one I got for Rulkster was Florida Man drops stolen TV from getaway scooter. 

[webhead 519]

Florida man tells jury he dismembered dad’s body, fearing blame for death

 

I was afraid they'd blame me so I dismembered him???  WTF?

[MT 917]

Florida man clings to hood of car going 70 MPH

 

Not all that exciting

[Ulyster 35]

5 hours ago, webhead said:

Florida man tells jury he dismembered dad’s body, fearing blame for death

 

I was afraid they'd blame me so I dismembered him???  WTF?

Just gonna cheat right here and use webheads

 

Also; for real, wtf?

[Downshift 54]

Police: California man kills mom over broken video game headset

 

Am I doing it right?

[Rulkster 47]

Hey man those turtle beach headsets cam be expensive.....

[Jane 100]

I'm having trouble finding one for me, too... mostly because most of the results that come up are related to the recent meme...

But I like The Good Place so I liked this:

Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp are planning a “Florida Man Night”

[Shade Aurion 54]

Drunk, shirtless Florida man harasses people at the park