Game of Thrones [SPOILERS]

[Nairn Smoith 73]

This is a general topic for all things Game of Thrones.  I'm a huge fan of this show and can't wait for the 8th and final season to begin.  

 

Question to start us off: What's your favorite emotional moment from the show?

[webhead 519]

Hey I have a question.  So I caught up to this show rapidly like right after the last season ended.  Then... I had to sit and wait for 2 fucking years lol.  You know any really good recaps for the series so I can refamiliarize myself with it? 

 

On that note, for the longest time I just didn't really care about this show because I've never hugely been into like... Medieval stuff and all that.  Also GoT fans can be really obnoxious about how much they like the show so that was off-putting at first.

 

God damn though, this show is pretty good.  I should have known because HBO is doing it.

[Tassifox 418]

Hodor.........

Also for recap (looks like this guy stays along the line of the main character circles vs a lot of the other side stuff/characters but then, youtube is your friend)
 

 

[webhead 519]

Thanks.  That's what I'm lookin for.  I'll have to watch this with Jovanna before the premiere. 

[Tassifox 418]

While I understand the need of all the extra stuff since a lot of it ties into the main storyline. The only thing I'm still angry about is being deprived of Zombie Catlyn Stark. It's the only change from book-movie I'm truly pissed about.

[Nairn Smoith 73]

To answer my own question, two moments from the show wreck me emotionally:

 

1. Sansa and Jon reuniting.  Kept apart for 5 seasons—so cathartic having the Starks re-assemble the remnants of their family.

 

2. Dany naming Tyrion Hand of the Queen.  IMO, his entire story arc climaxed at that moment, getting the recognition he truly deserved and desired. 

 

Now excuse me...

[Vic Boss 612]

I still have to watch last season and maybe the one before, I forget if I did. I think I did, I remember feeling like the showrunners were like kids whose parents left for the weekend, they were free of GRRM and went nuts doing everything they've ever wanted to do, felt really "off" compared to how the show had flowed before. Almost like fanfiction, except for that thing about the door.

[Garlic Junior 136]

Would anyone be up for doing a "Who lives/dies" prediction contest for the final season?

[Tassifox 418]

All of them. No survivors

[webhead 519]

I think Slix has the idea.

 

Red Wedding pt 2

 

Fucking everyone dies.

[Tassifox 418]

Seriously since it'll be forever before the book series finishes but they do have GRRM's permission and direction so the possibilities are endless.
I will legit raise hell if Tyrion dies tho. Like I've been Team Tyrion from the beginning.

My honest to goodness list tho in case they don't just kill everyone:
At least 1-2 Starks survive. I'm about 40% sure that it will be Sansa/Arya/Bran (sorry Snow but dying once already doesn't save you as we've seen in WD)
Sam Tarly
possibly Brienne (If not then more likely Tormund trying to save her)
Jorah doing his duty (followed by the rest of Danny's servants)
Jaime for sure. I feel it itching with where his story has been going. But I'm honestly hoping for sibling suicide pact with Cersei.
Please gods let the Red witch die.
Anything goes for the Greyjoys

This was a handy link to remind me who already died and how (skulls next to names are DED )
https://www.digitalspy.com/tv/ustv/a859464/game-of-thrones-cast-characters-dead-alive/

 

[webhead 519]

I'm adding a spoilers tag to the the topic title btw.

 

Need to watch that video.

 

Premiere is April 14th.

[Tassifox 418]

I need to borrow my friend's HBO Go again when it starts.

[Vic Boss 612]

Aight, catching up on Season 7

 

S7E3

 

"Tell Cersei that I wanted her to know it was me."

 

Granny Tyrell is the fucking GOAT.

[Vic Boss 612]

S7E4

 

 

 

Jaime: Rickon

Dickon: Dickon

Bronn:

 

10.17 million Americans made this the highest rated GoT episode of all time at the time it came out (surpassed by the next few episodes ofc). I choose to believe it's because of those lines and those lines only. Totally had nothing to do with the D&D (Dothraki and Dragon) having a go at Westoros
 

 

[Tassifox 418]

4 hours ago, DeJaPon said:

Aight, catching up on Season 7

 

S7E3

 

 

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"Tell Cersei that I wanted her to know it was me."

 

Granny Tyrell is the fucking GOAT.
 

 

Totally 2nd that. I love her to bits.

[Vic Boss 612]

S7E5

 

HOLY SHIT

 

 

 

ROWBOAT GUY IS BACK

 

Legit just figured the ending of GoT would be that all the main characters are just ashes blowing in the wind and the people wail "WHO WILL RULE US NOW" and then suddenly the clouds at sea part and Gendry the Kingy in the Dingy majestically rows to shore

 

I also like how the crew of people going beyond the wall all gets together at the end, sort of like the Fellowship of the Ring except if you knew they were going to fail miserably
 

TBH I'm half expecting the white walker they bring back to be the reanimated corpse of YOU KNOW NUFFIN girl because that's how lame the showrunners are

 

[Vic Boss 612]

S7E6

Tormund trying to pound the Hound

 

This episode is like an hour and 12 minutes long and all of it should be devoted to Tormund and The Hound bullshitting with each other

 

I'm imagining Sam sitting on that wagon he rode away from the library with, humming the Game of Thrones theme to himself. Seems like a Sam thing to do.

They're fighting a monster bear with fire swords, this is manly as fuck

 

Not wearing their fur hoods at night in the snow, wouldn't they have frozen to death?

 

Is it smart to take all three Dragons? The Night King will kill one of them and use it as his undead steed

 

Tormund's fine guys.

 

See, told ya.

 

I can't tell if any actual characters are dying because they're all swarthy bearded men in fur coats

 

Here it comes, dead draggy time

 

Welp, time for an Undead Steed.

 

The look of "Well, fuck all of us I guess" on everyone's face when the dragon fucking dies in one hit

 

Nah, Jon Snow's fine

 

Told ya

 

There's no time for Uncle Benjen to hop up onto the horse.

 

Jon Snow gallops back to the wall half-frozen with 300 wounds on his body and Dany totally gave him the "I'm sucking his dick later" eyes

 

Hold up, why do the undead zombies have gigantic chains again?

[Vic Boss 612]

S7E7

 

I've been soft-complaining like a bitch (or maybe hard-complaining and it just reads soft to me) about how fanservice-y this is, but they gave me Bronn, Podd and Tyrion back together again and the word "cock" was uttered like 5 seconds in so FANSERVICE MISSION ACCOMPLISHED I GUESS

 

Wait, is Theon the Gollum of this story?

 

Oh, I guess this is how Theon gets his balls back or something

 

I wouldn't get on a fucking boat with Theon after that. Even though he won he got his ass kicked.

 

Heyyyy, they set up Petyr (Where's My) Dickhead. We're actually seeing a major character die (and he was the one guy that I was wondering what the point of him still being alive during the Undead War is)

 

Ha, Ultra-Cunt Cersei is just gonna let them go die with no backup

 

So Jon and Dany are half-siblings through Rhegarrrrr the Burninator and so we're seeing them do the Jaime and Cersei now?

 

Oh my god, the Wall Going Down

 

 

Awriiiight, liked that better than Season 6, even if all they did was have all the A and B characters meet up and do all their secret handshakes while winking at the audience and then fucked around with a few C characters just to try to make up for it. I can appreciate a build-up to the main event

 

[Mera'din 307]

4 hours ago, DeJaPon said:

S7E7

 

 

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So Jon and Dany are half-siblings through Rhegarrrrr the Burninator and so we're seeing them do the Jaime and Cersei now?
 

 

 

 

She would be his Aunt actually.

[Tassifox 418]

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Yup Dany is indeed Jon's aunt *points to recap video she posted* Because this isn't medieval version of Star Wars or anything.

 

[Olly 39]

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Kind of appropriate for Targaryens though, that's their whole deal. Always figured it was a nod to Egyptian dynastic practices, that, not Star Wars.

 

[Anelle 792]

We're so closeeeeeeeeeeeee

[webhead 519]

Oh wow it's tonight isn't it?  This is weird.  I've never watched it live...and I'm not sure I'm going to like having to wait a week in between episodes.

 

Fuck.

[Nairn Smoith 73]

7 minutes ago, webhead said:

Oh wow it's tonight isn't it?  This is weird.  I've never watched it live...and I'm not sure I'm going to like having to wait a week in between episodes.

 

Fuck.

 

That's the best way to watch it.  The anticipation for each episode builds across the week, which you don't experience if you're just binge-watching it.

[Anelle 792]

FLAIL WITH US, WAB. FLAIL WITH US IN ANTICI

[Tassifox 418]

Sadly one of the few times I'm sad we don't have cable anymore. But I got permission from my friend to use her HBO Go. SO I'M SET! Just....may not be till tomorrow unless they put it up on stream RIGHT after the premiere!

[Psycho666Soldier 283]

If I'm not mistaken, I think HBO Go essentially has a live stream.  Either that or it's uploaded right afterward.  That's how we're watching tonight.

[webhead 519]

I think they either put it up at the exact same time or right after the premiere.

[Tassifox 418]

Is it on at 8 or 9? If it's on at 8 I'll be a little late since I work till then.

 

Googled it, 9pm. If it's live streamed I'm safe!

Wait no that's Eastern time. It's 6pm my time zone. FUCK

[webhead 519]

Well it will definitely be on HBO Go by then.

[Hikageryu 35]

Me likey the GoT.  . Best moment of the entire series so far has been Tyrion and Brom asking podrick about the prostitutes when he gives back the sack of gold.   

[Anelle 792]

8 hours ago, Anelle said:

FLAIL WITH US, WAB. FLAIL WITH US IN ANTICI

 

.....PATION

 

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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 

[Olly 39]

Spoiler

When Jamie walks in and there's Bran staring a hole in his back

OSHI...  

 

(chickens from literally *chapter 1 of the entire saga* coming home to roost)

 

[diamarie 15]

Spoiler

Someone said Winterfell needed wheelchair ramps because Bran was stuck in that one spot all episode.

 

[Anelle 792]

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Lee and I were laughing picturing Brannibal Lecter calmly and creepily instructing someone to leave him in that exact spot for like 12 hours and they just do it because they're terrified of him

 

[webhead 519]

So pretty much nothing happened.  Lol.

 

Spoiler

Nice little start but they pretty much just all met each other and Jon got told who his daddy was.

 

[Vic Boss 612]

S8E1

 

That was pretty much just more Season 7

 

 

 

- D'awwww, Arya and Jon Snow measuring dicks swords

- Uncle Greyjoy just wormed his worm into Cersei and gives a mocking glance to the Mountain as he walks by, dude's kind of grown on me. I have a history of picking winners in this show so this bodes well

- "Poor girl, the pox will take her within the year" *Bronn chokes on his drink* Fuck

- Oh mannnn, Cersei wants Bronn to use the crossbow, what a cunt

- "I'm going to put a Prince in your belly."

 

- Just man up and ride the dragon, Jerry Targaeryan or whatever the fuck your name is

- UNBELIEVEABLE SIGHTS. INDESCRIBABLE FEEEE-LINGS, WHY HAS GOT TURNED INTO ALADDIN ROMANTIC DRAGON FLIGHT  A WHOLE NEW WORLD

- Implying Arya's not going to ride into battle on the Hound's shoulders

- Eyyyyy Samwell, run your best Uncle Greyjoy on Dany, you'll beat Jon Snow to slaying a White Walker and his queen first

- OH RIGHT SHE FRIED HIS FATHER AND BROTHER

- OOPS.

- OOPS.

- OOOOOOPS

- Red Wedding, Reign of Joffrey, Burning the Little Girl, Ramsay Torture Porn and now Dany Made Sam Cry

- Awwww yeah, Sam's gonna get to ruin their relationship by telling Jon he's fucking his SisterAunt as revenge

- Deady Neddy and Robb Zombie rise from their graves plz

- Yeah, fuck Dany!

- Come on, the Night King has a sense of drama?

- I am getting a bit tired of all the Will-Smith-and-Jazz handshakes going on between the 700 castmembers, but I'm sure interested in what Bran has to say to Jaime and that confrontation is totally going to happen in like 10 seconds

- (I hope he says "Cersei's fucking Uncle Grejoy right now, ya twat" and then waves both his hands at him)
 

 

[Tassifox 418]

I want to touch those spoiler buttons SO MUCH RIGHT NOW. My friends' HBO Now/Go account kept saying they needed to renew even though they already did when I kept trying to click the episode. I feel less sad missing out if what you're saying is true Web

[webhead 519]

1 minute ago, Tassifox said:

I want to touch those spoiler buttons SO MUCH RIGHT NOW. My friends' HBO Now/Go account kept saying they needed to renew even though they already did when I kept trying to click the episode. I feel less sad missing out if what you're saying is true Web

 

Topic title has spoiler in it.  I went ahead and edited my shit into a spoiler but I would steer clear of here on GoT nights!

[Tassifox 418]

I know but the urge is strong. Good jerb wab.

And I can still talk about previous season stuff! xP

 

[Vic Boss 612]

:x

[Tassifox 418]

I'll live really. At least this season will be hella short lmao. I just felt so like a kid having the candy ripped out of my hand when I had everything set up for after I got off work and then this.

[Anelle 792]

Did you reboot everything/relogin?

[webhead 519]

You can borrow my HBO account if you want Slix.  Message me um...somewhere.  I have no idea what the hell you have.  Lol.

[Tassifox 418]

Again I'm not that concerned atm as I'm just too tired from work to try and figure things out. I have tomorrow off so I'll try again. If not. Dejapon got me a hook up. via PM so I'm good. Thanks tho guys.

[webhead 519]

We gotchu fam.  Lemme know if you need anything.  Should probs just go to sleep then.  GoT will be waiting.

[Tassifox 418]

Pfft I'll sleep when I'm in the transition of turning into a White Walker

[Mera'din 307]

 

 

There was so much shade being thrown between Sansa and Dany that I had to turn the heat in my house back on.  

 

Also, episode should have been titled "Awkward Reunions". At first they were alternating the super awkward ones and the heartwarming ones, then they started doubling up, and by the end they told the feel good reunions to fuck off and cranked the awkward up to 11.  
 

 

[Olly 39]

https://www.boredpanda.com/season-8-premiere-game-of-thrones-got-memes/