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This: 9 year old me didn't know Spank the Monkey had another meaning...also the restaruant being called Chokey Chicken Also didn't know that Rocko was a Phone Sex operator until later either... Actually you could probably just say the entire show had a lot of stuff I didn't understand when I originally watched it.

then get RHYTHM FUCKER 17.5

Decided to share photos of last effortfood I photographed. geddit it's a big mac

Please give me some ideas on which games to buy

So this is what happened to Alexander Wolfe

I work 3 jobs, just bought a switch and am going to the gym a lot. I poke my head in here and there but cut me some slack. There's so many Smash characters to unlock ?

oh, i have a good one! I don't know if I can explain it right though because it's SO dumb OK so in the Hakuna Matata song in The Lion King there's the part where they're clearly about to say the word "farted" and instead go "shh, not in front of the kids!" When I first saw it, I knew they were talking about Pumbaa farting, and that the joke was they were about to flat out say it.... but for whatever reason it didn't click to me that they were literally going to use the word "farted." Even though the rhyme was set up, it was all right there, I got the joke and thought it was funny but it took several watchings of it for my little dumb ass to realize it wasn't just "the joke is farts" it's absolutely 100% "the joke is farts" I don't know if that makes sense but whatever I'm tired of explaining it

Animal Crossing!! ...if it ever comes out. Splatoon 2 is a lot of fun - I'm not one for shooters but bought it when it was on offer and have really enjoyed it (the cute punky aesthetics and the fact it's as much about shooting ink all over the place as much as attacking people helps). Definitely Breath of the Wild - it's the first Zelda game we really played but we loved it. And ends up good value considering the number of hours you can end up playing it. Stardew Valley, if you haven't played it on another platform yet. Mario Kart 8 is really good, too (if you don't already have it on Wii U).

I can understand changing it from War Machine to War Raiders because everything has to sound fucking nerdy in the modern WWE Marvel and/or that UFC guy who almost murdered her wife being named that. But an "experience" is something a 35 year old woman googles to add to her vacation plans and something a 50 year old man puts into his record player to remind him of the times back when he had testosterone, not something you use to describe a bunch of white savages rolling up on your coast to murder, rape and pillage. "They live the Viking lifestyle, even sew their own clothes!" Michael Cole can take the biggest baddasses in the world and make them sound mildly more threatening than someone who volunteers to run bingo at an old folks' home.