Garlic Junior

So for context, I had planned to quit the now anyway. I've been trying to leave my job for... many years. Going to college in August. Have saved up enough money to survive three years on the bare minimum

As great as Mania was, that Raw sucked. I'm ready for wrestling to be over for a while. Bring it back at Summerslam

Lies, he'll be awesome

Feeling back to 100% Invoked the notice period at my work so in four week's time all I'll have to worry about is keeping myself safe Getting a grocery delivery on Monday So all in all, things are swell for me rn, just missing going places and seeing my friends/family

Well, that was stellar, all told. Ending of the ladder match, Becky/Shayna and Brock/Drew only parts that suffered for the lack of crowd. The "outside the ring" matches really carried the rest of the show on their back. Opening tag and women's 5 way were excellent. Everything else was good-to-fine.

10/12 and 3/5 I think?

5/7 for day one I believe? I'll take that

1 Charlotte 2 Droo 3 Braun 4 Shayna 5 Fiend 6 Bayley 7 Taker 8 New Day 9 Street Profits 10 Edge 11 Zayn 12 Kriss Kross Applesauce B1 Yes B2 Lacey (I can see Bayley doing something bad to Sasha as the penultimate elimination) B3 Yes B4 Under B5 Over

Nah I'll stick with my drunken selections

I have no memory of making those picks lol B4 is meant to say "3 or more"

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Shit be cray

Because it's not a horror?

How am I so high Cole Bianca Foighting Finny Bros Kai (Look At All That) Keef B1 No Chair Fish No Under

Caught up on some of the other matches. Lynch v Asuka was good. Dunno why people are calling the Universal match Bray Wyatt's best ever, was a total snoozefest.

@Dezner @Dezner @Dezner

There's a TV series of a guy who lives on his own and has befriended a ton if bears, black, brown etc. They've made it illegal for him to feed them as they're concerned they'll eventually kill him and be too bold at coming close to other humans. Fascinating. Terrifying.

Can only assume it was intentional as it happened to him specifically several times

Overall, I enjoyed the Men's Rumble a lot. I wondered how ridiculous they were gonna take the first half. Guarantee that if it were Reigns in that spot for the second half they'd make him go 14. THAT is the difference why Reigns never got over and others have.

Matt Riddle & Like Gallows were infinitely better than the women's picks

It's not. Same with Die Antwoord v Lady Gaga v Eminem v MGK.... they're all signed either blatantly or background to the same label via Interscope. The DA one is a bit more vague but the rest are all there on the same page on the Interscope website ffs it's pretty obvious publicity stunts. Won't be surprised to hear all about Lana Del Ray's beef with Billie Eilish later in the year... See also: Tech N9ne (founded Strange Music which is owned by UMG who also own.... Interscope!)

Tamina and Zelina? I had no chance. Women's Rumble:

23 and 24 are sweet picks PS Ilja v Finn was hype but I don't agree with the ending PPS KLR vs Mia was HYPE and better than Finn v Ilja PPPS Get well soon Wolfe, Drake MVP